Dreams of a Nikki

Jun 1, 2026

If I drink chocolate milk, it will be with WILD ABANDON!

Mar 14, 2026

What is the name for the shape of an egg?? It's not an oval... and it's not a rhombus either...

NOTE: 
Answer: an ovoid.
Mar 13, 2026

It sounds like a day for SPAGHETTI... and solving mysteries... and not being stung by wasps.

Jan 21, 2026

What about your BUTT. haha, chicken butt...

Jan 9, 2026

Do eggs go with waffles?

Aug 14, 2025

Why is corn not a berry? I don't know...

Pumpkin is a fruit...

May 18, 2025

Oh! But how do we make pretzels? I don't know how much salt...

Without the R and the T it's just pezels. That's just silly...

Apr 24, 2025

There are no apples at the butcher shop. No no no...

Mar 12, 2025

I'm so glad that the swarms stop when we're asleep.

Mar 10, 2025

Pistachios are green. Right? Yeah!

Jan 25, 2025

I wonder how a baby badger sits down. With their tail? With their butts?

Please. I would like to see a baby badger sit down...

Jan 17, 2025

I'm so glad we don't buy Yu-Gi-Oh cards. We couldn't afford the slappage. No slappage... None...

Jan 1, 2025

I'm glad that KoolAid doesn't make Nair...

Jan 1, 2025

The were real! I saw the video, I know they were real!!

Donuts. So many donuts.

Oct 17, 2024

I wonder if pigeons are more secretive than peegs.

NOTE: 
peegs = pigs.
Oct 15, 2024

We made a giant man-eating plant on top of our con-crete fac-tor-eeee!

Oct 11, 2024

What? We're not splitting a banana!

Sep 29, 2024

Did we make thaa...

Did we make that?

Did we make thaa...

...

Pancake dwarves.

Sep 5, 2024

There's no day-old bread here. None...

I checked...

Aug 9, 2024

♫ Ducks in a row, mmhmm ♫

Jul 9, 2024

Do stingrays have skeletons? Oh, spooky!

Jul 3, 2024

Imagine if they gave you a hat for saving the universe. You could wear it.

Jun 24, 2024

Rice Crispy treat pancake!

Jun 5, 2024

We're going to pick up so much candy!

Jun 5, 2024

The Olympic Awards were all spaghetti, and everything heavy was inflatable.

...mmm spaghetti...

May 2, 2024

If it has corners, you have to sand it down...

Smoooooooooooooooth operator...

Apr 19, 2024

Your alarm could call the British. But mine never could... Mine's a candy store.

Apr 4, 2024

All my dolls have witch hats... but there were no caiman alligators...

Apr 2, 2024

You're not even eating grapes at all, are you?

Mmmmmmmmm, nope. No grapes.

Mar 1, 2024

No more satchel charges... except for all the graveyards we were robbing...

Mmm hmm, I do like nature.

Feb 23, 2024

The annoying fan is called Sahaal. He can trap destiny.

Feb 23, 2024

CURSES and Garlic Bread! Remove these soft cheeses from me, and fill my hands with HARD cheeses, to wreak blood and vengeance!

... The ladybugs wanted hard cheeses...

NOTE: 
Apparently, the ladybugs were connecting together to form a giant bug gundam.
Jan 3, 2024

Connect 4 is Checkers backwards... Oh wait...

Jan 3, 2024

I will summon the mac and cheese now.

Whoo whoo whoo whoo....

That's the sound of telepathy...

Dec 29, 2023

Too bad you can't pick up power ups... to get a discount...

Nov 27, 2023

Good, we're not collecting treasure.

Nov 24, 2023

I don't know where to put the shoe rack. It's just so... shoe-ey.

Sep 29, 2023

I bet bunnies eat applesauce. It's perfect...

Jul 28, 2023

I don't use enough cat emojis, Raymond.

Jul 17, 2023

Harry Potter and the Classroom of Chickens...

Apr 3, 2023

TWO HUNDRED DONUTS!?!

Oh, ok. There are no donuts here...

We aren't even bowling.

Mar 29, 2023

Was I completely toxic?? Ah, lame.

Mar 20, 2023

No spiders here, thank you.

Feb 17, 2023

Nobody's stealing books in MY waking world. But we did invent meatballs.

Feb 16, 2023

I love sharks.

Jan 21, 2023

Our scores came out 100 percent on the happiest scale! I graded the papers myself...

Jan 12, 2023

That's right! You can trade love for seed, to feed the birds.

Nov 24, 2022

It's a big ol' bowl of peas, and you can just give it to someone! Oh, good.

Nov 11, 2022

Two hands... I'll make a winking powder for us both!

Please Raymond, don't serve apples with ground beef...

(laugh) Harem doesn't start with T...

Nov 9, 2022

I do NOT cut up bird houses, no no no.