Dreams of a Nikki

Oct 16, 2017

I can't pickpocket peg-legs. They're gone... and so are the horses.

Jul 16, 2017

... huh? Indian food? ...

Jul 13, 2017

There's no constellations on my face! All I have is mother fucking toothpaste...

Feb 20, 2017

Is zucchini a flower? ... Creepy...

Jan 10, 2017

Do penguins have knees?

Mar 1, 2016

But what if it's a turtle!?

Feb 10, 2016

Don't forget golf.