Dreams of a Nikki

Feb 3, 2018

But how did the computer KNOW how many pages there are? I NEED TO KNOW...

Nov 29, 2017

There's no gingerbread origami...

Indented casserole...

WE DID NOT BUY ANY SALT SHAKERS. No cats even...

Nov 16, 2017

A hamster won the academy award? Yaaaaayyyyy....

Oct 28, 2017

Oh, you have not made blueberry pie, as I had first thought...

Oct 23, 2017

There was enough time to drop off all the plants, to make sure Raymond had enough blanket.

Oct 16, 2017

I can't pickpocket peg-legs. They're gone... and so are the horses.

Jul 16, 2017

... huh? Indian food? ...

Jul 13, 2017

There's no constellations on my face! All I have is mother fucking toothpaste...

Feb 20, 2017

Is zucchini a flower? ... Creepy...

Jan 10, 2017

Do penguins have knees?

Oct 2, 2016

Don't forget golf.

Mar 1, 2016

But what if it's a turtle!?